working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(via cutefollower)

pyratdame:

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

This is legit terrifying.

(via principalcellist)

principalcellist:

I hate that Kanye West is getting so much attention over his lyric “‘Sayin, ‘We eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast’ ‘Huh? Y’all eat pieces of shit?’” WHEN ADAM SANDLER FUCKING TOLD THAT JOKE IN 1996 IN HIS MOVIE HAPPY GILMORE.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. KANYE ISN’T SOME NEW AGE HERO - HE’S JUST LIKE ANY OTHER  ASSHOLE.

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via triple--baka)

d0it4theratchetz:

If you grab my face right before you kiss me, I’ll definitely fall in love with you.

(via please-stay-for-dinner)

asker

Anonymous asked: Eren's such a girl. Can you do something with him getting picked on and Levi comes in somewhere?

theicarustheory:

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why u gotta be like that anon