frodno:

the desolation of smaug: a summary

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thosenerdyfeels:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert on Late Night with Seth Meyers

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TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.

How can you but just love this?

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daddys-kitten-girl:

rock-mind:

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That sounds like my perfect day with Daddy!

daddys-kitten-girl:

rock-mind:

| via tumblr on We Heart It.

That sounds like my perfect day with Daddy!

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avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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  • Friends: Slow and steady wins the race.
  • Me: NOT IN THIS SPORT BITCHES.
mikasa-aackerman:

ghost—-prince:

Found my halloween makeup from last year and decided to practice!
- HO LY SHI T

mikasa-aackerman:

ghost—-prince:

Found my halloween makeup from last year and decided to practice!

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HO LY SHI T

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disenchantinqs:

ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*

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